Lave Radio Episode 351 “Exploring Colin’s Crevasse” – 27/07/2021

PositionCrew MemberCMDR Name
Head of Health and SafetyBen Moss-WoodwardEid LeWeise
Staff Liaison OfficerClare GoodPsykit
Chief ArchivistColin FordPhoenix_Dfire
(in)Human Resources DirectorShanShan
Tech MonkeyNorman MacArthurVentura_
Tech GibbonChris Mk IVNewell Turner

Download the episode directly from here.

Development News – what have the devs said this week?

  1. Nowt – They’re just playing the game while we wait on update Six.
  2. Monday – Development Update 2 – July | Frontier Forums
    1. Update 6 is expected to drop this week
  3. Tuesday – Supercruise News #43

In-Game Events – what’s happened this week?

  1. Wednesday – Federation Threatened by Further Secession
  2. Thursday 1 – Free Marlinist Candidate Wins Election
  3. Thursday 2 – Initiative to Outfit Far God Megaships
  4. Friday – New Onionhead Variant Reaches the Market
  5. Monday – Federal Surveillance Sabotages Independence
  6. Tuesday – Big News – Aegis Investigated After Megaship Loss – Elite Dangerous: Odyssey

Newsletter (every second show) [link]

Add stripes to your pistol so it looks twice as dangerous with the new Huntsman style for the Kinematic Armaments pistol!

Main discussion

  1. Positive Experiences and Hooning around in Colin’s Crevasse?
  2. Space looks better than ever!
  3. Opinions on the Storylines in progress? 

Development Update 2 – July | Frontier Forums

Community Corner

  1. How Odyssey Reignited My Passion for Elite Dangerous – Mathew – as well as repost on Forums – How Odyssey Reignited My Passion for Elite Dangerous | Frontier Forums

Mostly Clueless

  1. A Classic from Fozza…
    When you target a Coriolis station to dock with it, there are arrows in your hologram pointing to the docking port…
  2. OR :- When cataloging plants, to find out the distance you need to travel between samples, look up the plant you’ve just scanned in the codex and it will tell you the distance you need to travel before the bio-scanner will accept the next scan!

Psy’s Smutty Butts

  1. LCU No Fool Like One:
    There was a young lady from Lave
    Who had an imperial slave
    she dressed him in leather
    and used him for pleasure
    Ran away did that poor slave from Lave
  2. LCU No Fool Like One:
    There was a young fellow from Diso
    Whose dick looked like a chorizo
    The ladies from earth
    Loved the length and the girth
    That lucky young fellow from Diso
  3. Cmdr Powell Oblivion:
    Three labcoated techs from Varati
    Drank to excess at a party
    They drank all the gin
    and caused such a din
    with their singing, quite dreadful but hearty
  4. LCU No Fool Like:
    There was a pilot called Scott
    His vessel too big for the slot
    The traffic controller
    she yelled and she hollered
    At that point Scott’s vessel was shot
  5. LCU No Fool Like:
    There was an old man from Pleiades
    Who found out that thargoids were ladies
    He sent them dick pics
    So they shot him to bits
    Now his ship’s spread from Hyades to Pleiades
  6. LCU No Fool Like:
    There was an old lady from Hutton
    She wasn’t a lamb more like mutton
    When spurned by a man
    She whacked with a pan
    And pressed on the airlock button

Any other business

  1. Lifetime Expansion Pass holders and the Odyssey OST.
    1. At the moment I’ve not head of any LEPPERS who can download the Odyssey OST, so I raised a ticket about this.
    2. This was the response
      Hey CMDR,

      Thanks for getting in touch and sorry to hear that you’ve not been able to download the OST.

      This issue has previously been raised internally and I can see that it has been marked as fixed.

      As you know other LEP holders who still cannot download the OST, please encourage them to send us a support ticket so that we can escalate the issue. 
    4. Some good news – Sally is on the case
      Eyohhhh…darn it, I was under the impression it was fixed too. Tracking this personally with some A team A teamers!


  1. Our sister station, Hutton Orbital Radio, Broadcasts on Thursdays from 20:30. You can tune in at  or, for just the audio, at
  2. For the discerning Commander who likes a bit of CQC action, check out the CQC Discord at “”.
  3. We’re also giving a shout outs to the following Elite Dangerous podcasts which have appeared over the last year or are standard regular contributors;-
    1. Algorab AM: An Elite Dangerous Podcast
    2. Black Sky Legion (who also do other space sims as well as ‘RL’ science and tech bits)
    3. Cannon Podcast
    4. For Spanish Speakers there is the Elite Cast 
    5. Fatherhood Podcast
    6. Flight Assist
    7. The Guard Frequency (who do other space sims)
    8. Loose Screws
    9. Squeaking Fuel
    10. System Chat
  4. For those who want a literary discussion about Sci-fi and fantasy books. Please subscribe to the Dataslate podcast created by station commander Allen Stroud. 
  5. Following this we have the latest Galnet News Digest as provided by Cmdr Wotherspoon and Cmdr BeatleJude.
  6. Thanks to those who have chipped in on Twitch chat and in-game commanders
  7. Special Thanks to Cmdr ToCoSo who created the music for the Introduction of the Show

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