Lave Radio Episode 360 “The Full Circle” – 05/10/2021

PositionCrew MemberCMDR Name
Active Crew
Head of Health and SafetyBen Moss-WoodwardEid LeWeise
Staff Liaison OfficerClare GoodPsykit
Chief ArchivistColin FordPhoenix_Dfire
(in)Human Resources DirectorShanShan
Tech GibbonChris Mk IVNewell Turner

Download the episode directly from here.

Development News – what have the devs said this week?

  1. Thursday – UI Developer Stream
    1. Gauthier Verquerre lead UI project for > 5 years
      1. PC Player with > 1200 hours
    2. Geronimo: principal UI Designer for FD and Lead UI Designer for Elite Dangerous since 2017
      1. Console player
    3. Starport Services
    4. Shipyard
    5. Outfitting
    6. Mission Board
    7. Maps
  2. Friday – Commander Creations
  3. Tuesday – Latest Issues List
    1. Forum Post
    2. Update 8 scheduled for week beginning 18th Oct
    3. Thursday Lore Azimuth Saga (probably)
      1. Crispy Tater Tot
      2. Beetlejude
      3. Wotherspoon

In-Game Events – what’s happened this week?

  1. Wednesday 29th – Galactic Mysteries: Jokers’ Deck
  2. Thursday 30th – Yuri Grom Targeted by Federal Strike
    1. Saud Kruger Receives Exploration Data
  3. Friday 1st – Torval Loses Control of Mastopolos Mining
  4. Monday 4th – Ambassador Condemns Entrapment of Yuri Grom
  5. Tuesday 5th – An Undercover Report on Jokers’ Deck

Newsletter (every second show) [link]

  1. 10% off Paint Jobs for the Orca, Dolphin and Beluga
    1. brand new Ship Kit for the Orca

Main discussion

  1. Where did the UI team hit the right balance between Immersion and functionality. Making it easier for new players and quicker for old ones? And where do we think the real balance lies? 

Mostly Clueless

NerfOrNuttBefore engaging in a dogfight, got to subsystems and Target their engines or power plant, and run half lasers and half Gatling guns, maybe some rockets

Any other business

  1. Star Wars Squadrons is FREE with Amazon Prime Gaming https://gaming.amazon.com
  2. Captain Kirk: Bezos’ Blue Origin to send William Shatner into space – BBC News

Shoutouts

  1. Dockers is doing a Charity Christmas Special
    1. I know it’s only September and good taste dictates that Christmas should never be mentioned until long after Halloween, but in the world of entertainment Christmas has to be prepared well in advance. When you think about preparing for Christmas, you’re probably thinking about the dinner. Will it be turkey? Beef? How about an enormous cock?

      Yes, the Dockers are coming back this year with a Christmas special and they have set up a kickstarter on justgiving. Yes that’s right, a kickstarter on Just Giving. I don’t think they quite understand that all the money will be going to charity.

      If you haven’t heard of it before Dockers is a mockumentary podcast about the ordinary folk of the Galaxy from the lowly toilet attendants to famous wildlife documentary makers. It’s been going for a few years and usually does a live show at Lavecon, late at night, well after the watershed because it’s very, very naughty

      If they meet their target they will put on the Christmas show, (though to be honest they will put it on regardless.) They have some rewards in their charity kickstarter. If you ever fancied being the subject of a documentary  there are a few options to get your name in the show. Some of them are pretty unsavory.
TierAmountReward
1£5.00Listen to the Christmas special in the comfort of your own home for no additional cost!
2£10.00Listen to the Christmas special in the comfort of your own home for a small additional cost!
3£20.00Have your name read out by the Narrator at the end of the show with the credits.
4£30.00Listen to the Christmas special in the comfort of your own home for a substantial additional cost!
5£40.00A lifetime supply of Gnosis Avian Cheese**While stocks last (10 available). Only one block per lifetime, believe me that is enough. No refunds. First come first serve. After ten blocks are allocated reward will be downgraded to tier 3
6£50.00A sketch featuring you written and performed by members of the cast of dockers.* To be clear when we say members we don’t mean penises. The segment will be up to 5 minutes long.
7£200.00A character of our choice will perform a sex act on you during the show**This will be a dramatisation not an actual act you sicko
8£500.00A character of our choice will perform an enjoyable sex act on you during the show**This will be a dramatisation not an actual act you sicko. Enjoyment is not guaranteed.
9£1000.00We will have your ears surgically removed so that you never have to listen to the show again.*Need I tell you that this is satire and not a cure for body dysmorphia?
10£10,000.00The episode will be set in the Star Citizen Universe
11£11,000,000Are you a pharma-bro? We will record a 40 minute episode exclusively for you. Nobody else will be able to listen to it unless you let them.

https://www.justgiving.com/team/BeyondDockers

  1. Our sister station, Hutton Orbital Radio, Broadcasts on Thursdays from 20:30. You can tune in at twitch.tv/huttonorbitaltruckers  or, for just the audio, at radio.forthemug.com/.
  2. For the discerning Commander who likes a bit of CQC action, check out the CQC Discord at “discord.me/elitedangerouscqc”.
  3. We’re also giving a shout outs to the following Elite Dangerous podcasts which have appeared over the last year or are standard regular contributors;-
    1. Algorab AM: An Elite Dangerous Podcast
    2. Black Sky Legion (who also do other space sims as well as ‘RL’ science and tech bits)
    3. Cannon Podcast
    4. For Spanish Speakers there is the Elite Cast 
    5. Fatherhood Podcast
    6. Flight Assist
    7. The Guard Frequency (who do other space sims)
    8. Loose Screws
    9. New Worlds: Zero Prep – Eid, Kai and Souv talk about all the stuff we can’t talk about on our primary creative outlets.
    10. Squeaking Fuel
    11. System Chat
  4. For those who want a literary discussion about Sci-fi and fantasy books. Please subscribe to the Dataslate podcast created by station commander Allen Stroud. 
  5. Following this we have the latest Galnet News Digest as provided by Cmdr Wotherspoon and Cmdr BeatleJude.
  6. Thanks to those who have chipped in on Twitch chat and in-game commanders.
  7. Special Thanks to Cmdr ToCoSo who created the music for the Introduction of the Show

4 Comments:

  1. Hi chaps and chapesses!
    there’s no download link for episode 360?
    FYI, I’ve also noted this on Facebook.

    I need this for my daily commute! 🙂

    Ta!

  2. Ben Moss-Woodward

    I’m a noob, and I’ve updated the post 🙂 However if you use this for your commute and you’re manually downloading, there’s a whole reason why we’re a podcast… both iPhones and Android have “podcast players” Personally I use podcast addict on Android https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bambuna.podcastaddict Then in the podcast app you can search for and subscribe to Lave Radio (other podcasts are also available) and the app will auto magically download the show as soon as we push it out without you needing to wait for me to not be a plonker 🙂

    Fly Safe and thanks for listening!
    Ben

  3. We have 240v power points in our bathrooms here in Australia. So my question is, where to you plug in your hair dryers and electric toothbrushes in the UK?

  4. For those interested, in Back To the Future 2 there was a deleted scene in which Bif’s wife shot Bif, hence he is dying when he returns to 2015… alas they removed the scene, hence no-one quite understands why he looks sick in that scene.

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