Lave Radio Episode 351 “Exploring Colin’s Crevasse” – 27/07/2021

Position	Crew Member	CMDR Name
Head of Health and Safety	Ben Moss-Woodward	Eid LeWeise
Staff Liaison Officer	Clare Good	Psykit
Chief Archivist	Colin Ford	Phoenix_Dfire
(in)Human Resources Director	Shan	Shan
Tech Monkey	Norman MacArthur	Ventura_
Tech Gibbon	Chris Mk IV	Newell Turner

Download the episode directly from here.

Development News – what have the devs said this week?

1. Nowt – They’re just playing the game while we wait on update Six.
2. Monday – Development Update 2 – July | Frontier Forums
   1. Update 6 is expected to drop this week
3. Tuesday – Supercruise News #43

In-Game Events – what’s happened this week?

1. Wednesday – Federation Threatened by Further Secession
2. Thursday 1 – Free Marlinist Candidate Wins Election
3. Thursday 2 – Initiative to Outfit Far God Megaships
4. Friday – New Onionhead Variant Reaches the Market
5. Monday – Federal Surveillance Sabotages Independence
6. Tuesday – Big News – Aegis Investigated After Megaship Loss – Elite Dangerous: Odyssey

Newsletter (every second show) [link]

Add stripes to your pistol so it looks twice as dangerous with the new Huntsman style for the Kinematic Armaments pistol! https://twitter.com/elitedangerous/status/1418901072299581448

Main discussion

1. Positive Experiences and Hooning around in Colin’s Crevasse?
2. Space looks better than ever!
3. Opinions on the Storylines in progress? 

Development Update 2 – July | Frontier Forums

Community Corner

1. How Odyssey Reignited My Passion for Elite Dangerous – Mathew Westhorpe.net – as well as repost on Forums – How Odyssey Reignited My Passion for Elite Dangerous | Frontier Forums

Mostly Clueless

1. A Classic from Fozza…
   When you target a Coriolis station to dock with it, there are arrows in your hologram pointing to the docking port…
2. OR :- When cataloging plants, to find out the distance you need to travel between samples, look up the plant you’ve just scanned in the codex and it will tell you the distance you need to travel before the bio-scanner will accept the next scan!

Psy’s Smutty Butts

1. LCU No Fool Like One:
   There was a young lady from Lave
   Who had an imperial slave
   she dressed him in leather
   and used him for pleasure
   Ran away did that poor slave from Lave
2. LCU No Fool Like One:
   There was a young fellow from Diso
   Whose dick looked like a chorizo
   The ladies from earth
   Loved the length and the girth
   That lucky young fellow from Diso
3. Cmdr Powell Oblivion:
   Three labcoated techs from Varati
   Drank to excess at a party
   They drank all the gin
   and caused such a din
   with their singing, quite dreadful but hearty
4. LCU No Fool Like:
   There was a pilot called Scott
   His vessel too big for the slot
   The traffic controller
   she yelled and she hollered
   At that point Scott’s vessel was shot
5. LCU No Fool Like:
   There was an old man from Pleiades
   Who found out that thargoids were ladies
   He sent them dick pics
   So they shot him to bits
   Now his ship’s spread from Hyades to Pleiades
6. LCU No Fool Like:
   There was an old lady from Hutton
   She wasn’t a lamb more like mutton
   When spurned by a man
   She whacked with a pan
   And pressed on the airlock button

Any other business

1. Lifetime Expansion Pass holders and the Odyssey OST.
   1. At the moment I’ve not head of any LEPPERS who can download the Odyssey OST, so I raised a ticket about this.
   2. This was the response
      Hey CMDR,
      
      Thanks for getting in touch and sorry to hear that you’ve not been able to download the OST.
      
      This issue has previously been raised internally and I can see that it has been marked as fixed.
      
      As you know other LEP holders who still cannot download the OST, please encourage them to send us a support ticket so that we can escalate the issue. 
   3. https://customersupport.frontier.co.uk/hc/en-us/requests/new
   4. Some good news – Sally is on the case
      Eyohhhh…darn it, I was under the impression it was fixed too. Tracking this personally with some A team A teamers!

Shoutouts

1. Our sister station, Hutton Orbital Radio, Broadcasts on Thursdays from 20:30. You can tune in at twitch.tv/huttonorbitaltruckers  or, for just the audio, at radio.forthemug.com/.
2. For the discerning Commander who likes a bit of CQC action, check out the CQC Discord at “discord.me/elitedangerouscqc”.
3. We’re also giving a shout outs to the following Elite Dangerous podcasts which have appeared over the last year or are standard regular contributors;-
   1. Algorab AM: An Elite Dangerous Podcast
   2. Black Sky Legion (who also do other space sims as well as ‘RL’ science and tech bits)
   3. Cannon Podcast
   4. For Spanish Speakers there is the Elite Cast 
   5. Fatherhood Podcast
   6. Flight Assist
   7. The Guard Frequency (who do other space sims)
   8. Loose Screws
   9. Squeaking Fuel
   10. System Chat
4. For those who want a literary discussion about Sci-fi and fantasy books. Please subscribe to the Dataslate podcast created by station commander Allen Stroud. 
5. Following this we have the latest Galnet News Digest as provided by Cmdr Wotherspoon and Cmdr BeatleJude.
6. Thanks to those who have chipped in on Twitch chat and in-game commanders
7. Special Thanks to Cmdr ToCoSo who created the music for the Introduction of the Show