Lave Radio Episode 358 “Now with Sticky CGs” – 21/09/2021

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Position	Crew Member	CMDR Name
Active Crew
Head of Health and Safety	Ben Moss-Woodward	Eid LeWeise
Chief Archivist	Colin Ford	Phoenix_Dfire
(in)Human Resources Director	Shan	Shan
Beetlejude’s Sidekick	Pete Wotherspoon	Wotherspoon
Tech Sloth	Jan Chlupacek	Poutnik Santiago

Download the episode directly from here.

Introductions

1. Inspiration 4
   1. 1st all ‘civilian’ crew
      1. Cmdr Jared Isaacman representing Leadership
         1. Billionaire who owns shift4 payments and does a lot of ‘extreme’ things like fly his own ex fighter jets!
      2. Pilot Dr. Sian Proctor representing Prosperity
         1. Father was in NASA on Guam and was instrumental in Apollo 11’s landing
         2. Applied and was a finalist to become an astronaut but didn’t quite get in
      3. Hayley Arceneaux representing Hope
         1. Had bone cancer as a child and now has a prosthetic in her leg (a space 1st)
         2. Now works as a Physician’s Assistant at St Judes
      4. Chris Sembroski representing Generosity
         1. US Airforce tech nerd 🙂
         2. Entered the competition to win a seat on Inspiration 4 and lost it… then was given the WINNING ticket by a friend!
         3. Watched Spaceballs during re-enty
   2. Ben Watched Launch till >1am Friday Morning
   3. Ben Watched Landing till >2:30am Sunday Morning
   4. Aiming to Raise > $200m for St Judes
      1. Including a last minute donation of $50m by Elon
   5. Highest Altitude humans have been since the moon (just a little over Hubble’s orbit) of around 580km
   6. Science
      1. Measuring all sorts of Radiation levels since we’re not used to being this high
      2. Testing the microfauna of the capsule and themselves whilst in orbit (just like they were doing on the ISS earlier in the year)
      3. Testing how our bodies internal fluids (incl our eyes) behave using an ultrasound machine hooked up to an iPhone!
   7. Comparison’s to Richard Branson’s and Jeff Bezos’ launches
      1. Jeff still gets props for Wally Funk

Development News – what have the devs said this week?

1. Tuesday Evening – Elite Sports Stunt Videos: Earn a Paint Job and Win a Stream Feature!
2. Thursday – The Azimuth Saga: The Story So Far | Page 3 | Frontier Forums
   Hey everyone!
   
   I’ve updated the post with more recent events. Apologies this wasn’t done sooner as a fair amount has happened (I’ll try to do this more frequently as time goes on).
   
   As a point of information, some of the events from ACT II are now considered to fall within the first part of ACT III and have been marked appropriately. With today’s activity, we’re at the beginning of ACT IV.
3. Monday – Dr Kay Ross is moving on ;( Twitter
4. Monday – Paige is joining Special Effect Twitter
5. Monday – Elite Dangerous Community Schedule W/C 20 September 2021
   1. Wednesday
      Odyssey Update 7: We’ll be releasing Odyssey Update 7 on Wednesday, so stay tuned for further information in the coming days! 10 am.
      
      Horizons Update: Horizons players on all platforms will be receiving a Quality of Life patch at the same time as the Update 7 rollout, including a number of fixes that have been implemented in the previous Odyssey updates.
6. Monday – Happy 37th Birthday Elite!!!
7. Tuesday – Elite Dangerous: Updates to Powerplay In Update 7 | Frontier Forums

In-Game Events – what’s happened this week?

1. Kumo Crew loses over ‘Legal’ Onion Head!
2. No ‘Official CG’ But Sanction was right on the money with the Scacorn system coming under thargoid attack. This has led to Shenanigans and Drama!
3. The Federation and Yuri Grom’s Faction are in the middle of talks over Delta Pavonus, in order for the Federation to try and stop one of their founder worlds leaving (even though technically they’re not in charge there).
4. A possible Heir for the Empire as Hadrien Duval and his wife had just had a son.

Store Alert

Main discussion

1. Salvation with Wotherspoon

Community Corner

1. Ghost Giraffe and Marrs did a 22KM SRV jump to land on a Monolith :- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzOMVBN_96M
2. Mini goes thargoid hunting :- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPt50rV-4g4
3. Top Shift 128 will be live. The Mission Guides continue with a my favorite, the power restore.

Mostly Clueless

nopil3os
JUST FOR COLIN: hmm. no-pee-lea-os ..? kinda like greek? (it’s a character from X-Beyond the Frontier)

fire groups for different scanners, mode changes

Shoutouts

1. Dockers is doing a Charity Christmas Special
   1. I know it’s only September and good taste dictates that Christmas should never be mentioned until long after Halloween, but in the world of entertainment Christmas has to be prepared well in advance. When you think about preparing for Christmas, you’re probably thinking about the dinner. Will it be turkey? Beef? How about an enormous cock?
      
      Yes, the Dockers are coming back this year with a Christmas special and they have set up a kickstarter on justgiving. Yes that’s right, a kickstarter on Just Giving. I don’t think they quite understand that all the money will be going to charity.
      
      If you haven’t heard of it before Dockers is a mockumentary podcast about the ordinary folk of the Galaxy from the lowly toilet attendants to famous wildlife documentary makers. It’s been going for a few years and usually does a live show at Lavecon, late at night, well after the watershed because it’s very, very naughty
      
      If they meet their target they will put on the Christmas show, (though to be honest they will put it on regardless.) They have some rewards in their charity kickstarter. If you ever fancied being the subject of a documentary  there are a few options to get your name in the show. Some of them are pretty unsavory.

Tier	Amount	Reward
1	£5.00	Listen to the Christmas special in the comfort of your own home for no additional cost!
2	£10.00	Listen to the Christmas special in the comfort of your own home for a small additional cost!
3	£20.00	Have your name read out by the Narrator at the end of the show with the credits.
4	£30.00	Listen to the Christmas special in the comfort of your own home for a substantial additional cost!
5	£40.00	A lifetime supply of Gnosis Avian Cheese**While stocks last (10 available). Only one block per lifetime, believe me that is enough. No refunds. First come first serve. After ten blocks are allocated reward will be downgraded to tier 3
6	£50.00	A sketch featuring you written and performed by members of the cast of dockers.* To be clear when we say members we don’t mean penises. The segment will be up to 5 minutes long.
7	£200.00	A character of our choice will perform a sex act on you during the show**This will be a dramatisation not an actual act you sicko
8	£500.00	A character of our choice will perform an enjoyable sex act on you during the show**This will be a dramatisation not an actual act you sicko. Enjoyment is not guaranteed.
9	£1000.00	We will have your ears surgically removed so that you never have to listen to the show again.*Need I tell you that this is satire and not a cure for body dysmorphia?
10	£10,000.00	The episode will be set in the Star Citizen Universe
11	£11,000,000	Are you a pharma-bro? We will record a 40 minute episode exclusively for you. Nobody else will be able to listen to it unless you let them.

https://www.justgiving.com/team/BeyondDockers

2. Our sister station, Hutton Orbital Radio, Broadcasts on Thursdays from 20:30. You can tune in at twitch.tv/huttonorbitaltruckers  or, for just the audio, at radio.forthemug.com/.
3. For the discerning Commander who likes a bit of CQC action, check out the CQC Discord at “discord.me/elitedangerouscqc”.
4. We’re also giving a shout outs to the following Elite Dangerous podcasts which have appeared over the last year or are standard regular contributors;-
   1. Algorab AM: An Elite Dangerous Podcast
   2. Black Sky Legion (who also do other space sims as well as ‘RL’ science and tech bits)
   3. Cannon Podcast
   4. For Spanish Speakers there is the Elite Cast 
   5. Fatherhood Podcast
   6. Flight Assist
   7. The Guard Frequency (who do other space sims)
   8. Loose Screws
   9. New Worlds: Zero Prep – Eid, Kai and Souv talk about all the stuff we can’t talk about on our primary creative outlets.
   10. Squeaking Fuel
   11. System Chat
5. For those who want a literary discussion about Sci-fi and fantasy books. Please subscribe to the Dataslate podcast created by station commander Allen Stroud. 
6. Following this we have the latest Galnet News Digest as provided by Cmdr Wotherspoon and Cmdr BeatleJude.
7. Thanks to those who have chipped in on Twitch chat and in-game commanders
8. Special Thanks to Cmdr ToCoSo who created the music for the Introduction of the Show